Everyone saw the nine-place gap and assumed the veteran had a shocker. The data says his team gave him a car that was broken from lap one.
The result sheet says Gabriel Bortoleto finished tenth and Nico Hulkenberg finished nineteenth, nine positions back. The narrative writes itself: veteran humbled by rookie, Sauber already looking to 2026, another Hulkenberg fade-out.
Except none of that happened. Hulkenberg's race was over before it began.